50 funny narcissistic phrases

quotes about narcissism

Sometimes it is better to laugh at things so that they do not offend us and above all, to realize that life is too beautiful to focus on the darkest parts of people. There are people who always focus on themselves in a conversation... They can't help it, they are narcissists.

Narcissism is an erotic gratification that is generated by a great love for oneself... Maybe when you read the following funny narcissistic phrases you will realize that there are some people around you who really are like that... or maybe you see yourself reflected! ! Either way, don't miss out. because they have no waste.

funny narcissism phrases

narcissistic girl looking in the mirror
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Do not miss the following funny narcissistic phrases because they will amuse you and at the same time they will make you think...

  • Loving me is easy, forgetting me impossible.
  • There are only 2 kinds of people: those who love, and those who don't know me.
  •  My superiority complex is better than yours…
  • I would like you to give yourself the opportunity to meet me.
  • Self-perfection is simple masturbation.
  • I don't worship chunks of stone, like you fools. I have no respect for religion. I only adore myself. And you too must worship me. Because I am God. I decide whether to live or die.

quotes about narcissism that will make you laugh

  • Shyness has a strange component of narcissism: the belief that others really care about the way we dress or the way we act.
  • If they gave me another life, it would be me again.
  • I wonder: what would the world be without me?
  • Some want talent, others take care of making it happen.
  • Everyone laughs that I am different… I laughed that you are the same.
  • You envy me because I am the sun and your moon I shine with my own light, you light up with mine.
  • Most people are in love with their personal drama. Your personal story is your identity. The ego runs your life. Her entire sense of identity is invested in him. Even their often unsuccessful search for an answer, solution, or healing becomes part of the drama.
  • – What religion do you practice?
    – I… Catholicism… And you?
    – I was born in the Jewish community, but now I practice narcissism.
  • I'm self-centered, and they call me Sol.
  • I wish I were you... so I could look at me...
  • I'M SEEING GOD IN THE MIRROR!!!...Oh no, it's me...sorry.
  • I am neither better nor worse. I am as I am... and in that nobody beats me.
  • The other day I began to draw a heart. I accidentally wrote: I am the best.
  • The right person will always believe that the sun rises behind your ass.
  • The author who talks about his own books is worse than the mother who only talks about her children.
  • Your ego writes checks that your body cannot cash.
  • Every day I wake up handsome... but today I am exaggeratedly perfect.

funny narcissistic phrases

  • I'm from my own sect…I'm my perfect partner…And if…I'm like this: I propose a toast to me!
  • And that was what happened to the perfidious Melanie, who neither knew her true enemies nor herself, because - as is normal for people of her kind - "narcissists" tend to overestimate their abilities and overestimate his irresistible influence over the rest of the mortals, preferring to speak to listen or observe, something -however- essential if you want to unmask the enemy and be able to defeat him.
  • The only person who could say that he is at my level…would be my twin and I would have to think about it.
  • Twitter is the union of high-speed narcissism and high-speed voyeurism that have finally collided in 140 words.
  • I only get along with myself…I am the navel of the world…I talk a lot about my life…And when they speak to me I never listen.
  • The guy is in love with himself. He probably jerks off while he licks the reflection of him.
  • I wish you could watch me how I do it with myself.
  • Psychoanalysts exploit narcissism, in particular the specific desire for someone else to take care of our personal problems.
  • This is key to understanding the myth of male shyness. Well, even though you think he's flattering you, he's actually flattering himself by showing how open, sensitive, and honest he is.
  • Often a conscious writer unwittingly creates his heroes in his own likeness.
  • Everyone says that I am superior to God. It's a lie, we are the same.
  • Sometimes it's a little hard to be the only center of envy in town.
  • Dream of little angels, and tomorrow you tell me how my wings look.

narcissistic phrases

  • If you dream of me tonight, you will probably sleep very well.
  • You only have to look at me to realize what perfection is.
  • There are only two truths in this conversation: the one I think and the one I say.
  • After Google, Me.
  • Accept it, I'm a luxury you can't afford.
  • Egoism is not self-love, but a disordered passion for oneself.
  • Only when the ego is overcome can a comprehensive development process begin.
  • Postmodernism is nothing more than a supplementary step on the scale of the personalization of the individual dedicated to narcissistic self-service and indifferent kaleidoscopic combinations.
  • Your happiness can only be described in one word: Me.
  • I was born to fill a heart as ugly as yours with beauty.
  • Being handsome like ME is a divine matter…. Do not try.
  • If God thought like me… You wouldn't exist.
  • The Universe, the Solar System, our World, he, she, you… will cease to exist when I die.
  • If I'm not interested, it doesn't exist.
  • Every time I look in the mirror I realize what a wonder my mother did.

As you can see, they are all phrases with a high level of narcissism, something that without a doubt, if there is someone close to you like this, you will feel too burdened every time you are next to that person. It is necessary that if you have a narcissistic friend, you simply realize that there is no one more important in his life than himself... So you can have a cordial relationship, but do not try to get too close or you will get hurt.


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