Kana iwe paunoda kupfimba unogara wakamira zvishoma nekuti haugone kufunga nezvemashoko anosetsa, saka wasvika panzvimbo chaipo. Paunotanga kuda mumwe munhu, manzwiro aunayo anowanzo akanaka ... kunyangwe uchiri hauzive kana urikudzoserwa nemunhu iyeye.
Kana usingazive zvekuita kana zvekutaura pamberi pemunhu iyeye kuti aone kuti unofarira... Ipapo waita rombo rakanaka nekuti takutsvagira mazwi ekupfimba anonakidza. Iwe unogona kusarudza izvo zvinonyanya kuenderana newe uye zvinoenderana nehunhu hwako.
Sarudza mitsara yekutamba inosetsa
Usagare neyakajairwa mitsara yemhando "Unodzidza kana kushanda". Wedzera repertoire yako neaya ese anosekesa mitsara yekutamba. Unogona kuwana kubva kunonakidza, kune vamwe kupenga zvishoma asi vanoshanda. At least uchanakidzwa... Usarasikirwa neruzivo uye sarudza iwo aunoda zvakanyanya kuti uashandise nekukurumidza sezvinobvira!
- Ndichangobva kuguta, mungandipewo madirections ekuti ndosvika sei kwamunogara?
- Unofanira kunge waneta, nekuti waswera uchitenderera mupfungwa dzangu.
- Mupengo seni anoda screw sewe.
- Iwe uri pokemon here? - Kwete nokuti?. iwe pokemon
- Kana kurara kwakanaka, zvifungidzire uneni.
- Mhoro, uri nyanzvi yezvakatipoteredza here? Wadii kuuya kuzodyara kiss pamuromo wangu?
- Unoda Star Wars here? Nekuti ndinoda Star newe.
- Ndarasa nhamba dzangu dzenhare, mungandipawo yenyu here?
- Unonaka zvekuti nekukutarisa zvakanyanya ndiri kutofuta.
- Ndichatotanga kukubhadharisa rendi, nekuti wanga uchigara mumoyo mangu kwenguva refu.
- Saka munondibvisa mufriend zone here kana kuti ndofanira kubudamo?
- Iwe ndiwe wega munhu ane moyo miviri: yako neyangu.
- Ndinoda kuva amai vako "zvauinazvo zvakashata zvaunazvo".
- Kubva zvandakuona ndakarasika njere. Ikozvino ndoda gweta.
- Zvitatu zvakawanda, ko isu tinogara tega?
- Ndinokuda nedumbu rangu rose, ndaikuudza nemoyo wangu asi dumbu rangu rakakura.
- Ngatiite vatatu: Iwe, ini nehupenyu hwose.
- Ndinoda kuva Photoshop kuti ndibate zvakare uye kuti ndikubatei zvakare.
- Iwe wakafanana neflip-flop yaamai vangu: Ndiri kukuona uchiuya uye moyo wangu unomhanya.
- Mhoroi, zita rangu ndinonzi X, asi munogona kundifonera manheru ano.
- Unoziva here kuti panda bere rinorema zvakadii? Zvakakwana kuputsa ice: zita rako ndiani?
- Ini handizove mainjiniya asi ndichakwanisa kukufadza iwe.
- I'm not sure kuti ndiri type yako, tomboedzawo sei?
Ndazvirwadzisa ndichikuona, wakatsvinda, ungandipewo zita rako nenhare yako kuti ndigadzirise inishuwarenzi? - Kwete kunyange Google Mepu inogona kundibatsira kuti ndizviwane nekuti ndarasika mumaziso ako.
- Hameno ndiripano, ndezvipi zvimwe 2 zvishuwo zvako?
- Munoita kuti ndirove madziro kana ndakakutarisai.
- Nhai, mava kundipa mari manje? Kuti kubva zvandakasangana newe wave ne8 months uchigara mumoyo mangu usingabhadhare rent.
- Iwe hausi kuzozvitenda, asi kusvika 20 seconds yapfuura ndakanga ndiri ngochani.
- Haisi mhosva yangu kuti ndinokuda, imhosva yako chete kuti uri handsome.
- Ndinovimba unoziva kuita muromo-ku-muromo kumutsidzira, nekuti ini ndinogona kupera chero miniti mushure mekunge ndakuona.
- Ndiudze zita rako kuti ndikubvunze kana Madzimambo auya.
- Hazvinei kuti chii chinoitika ndichagara ndichikutsigira pane zvese. Pamadziro, patafura, pasofa, pamubhedha...
- Ndinofunga kuti unotambura nekushaikwa kwevhitamini inonzi: Me.
- Ndinokupa chimwe chinhu? Mvura? Muto? Mwoyo wangu? Hupenyu pamwe chete?
- Iwe unotenda murudo pakutanga pakuona here kana kuti ndinofanira kupfuura pamberi pako zvakare?
- Dai ndaigona kuva nesimba guru izvozvi, ndaizoda kukwanisa kukuudza kuti ndinoda kusangana newe zvakadini.
Ndiri kuita catalogue yemaresitorendi akanakisa muguta, mungandibatsirewo kuipedza here? - Unofanira kunditengera duramazwi, ndikakuona ndashaya remuromo.
- Wandisekerera here kana kuti zuva rabuda?
- Ndakangoona ngirozi, handizivi kuti ndiri panyika.
- Kumba vakandidzidzisa kudzingirira zviroto, ndingakuperekedze kumba here?
- Iwe unofanirwa kunge wakaneta nhasi mushure mezvese zvatakaita muhope dzangu nezuro manheru.
- Ini ndatowana whatsapp yako, manje ndoda kupinda mumoyo mako.
- Ndiudze mai vako kuti handingamirire kuti vave vamwene vangu.
I was going to tell you kuti ndinokuda asi chokwadi ndechekuti ndinokuda. - Ndinoziva kuti kukumbira nhamba yako hatitombozivani kunowedzererwa, asi...waona kuroora sei manje?
- Ndiregererewo kushaya kwangu kubata nguva: Ndingadai ndakada kuuya muhupenyu hwako kare.
- Nokuda kwemiedzo yakaita sewe, kune vatadzi vakawanda vakaita seni!
- Pamusoroi, tine shamwari dzatinozivana here dzekutizivisa?
- Iwe une chimwe chinhu pachiso chako: kunyemwerera kwakanaka kwazvo kwandati ndamboona muhupenyu hwangu.
- Zvakadiniko kuti tizvipe nguva? Somuenzaniso, unondipa chipo chako uye ndinokupa ramangwana rangu.
- Kukuona iwe kwakanganisa moyo wangu kupfuura kumanikidza kwangu kushandisa triglycerides uye transaminases.
- Ini handisi imbwa, asi woof newe.
- Uri Google here? Nekuti ndimi zvese zvandiri kutsvaga.
- Hee, urikukwikwidza musarudzo? Nekuti uri dhongi.
- Kana Adhamu akadya apuro nokuda kwaEvha, ini ndaizodya bindu rose reEdheni nokuda kwako.
- Nyeredzi iri kuitei pasi pasi mudenga kudaro?
- Ndakamboita kanguva ndichifunga kuti ndafa ndikapinda kudenga, asi zvino ndaona kuti ndichiri mupenyu uye denga rave kuuya kwandiri.
- Ungandiudze zita rako here? Nezuro ndakakurota pawaida kundiudza ndakabva ndamuka!
- Ndinoda kukutsvoda.
- Amai vako vane chitoro chemaruva here? Nokuti uri ruva rakanaka.
- Kana iwe uchifunga kuti ndinokufunga zuva rose, uri kukanganisa. Uyewo usiku hwose.
- Kwete kana myopia inonditadzisa kuona runako rwako rwese.
- Nhasi shamwari dzangu dzafonera ambulance, ndanga ndichitofira iwe.
Kusvika parizvino sarudzo yedu yemitsara inosetsa yekupfimba, watosarudza yako here?