Amabinzana ahlekisayo

Silungiselele okuhle Uluhlu olunamabinzana amahle kakhulu ukuba siqinisekile ukuba baya kunika olocingo luhlekisayo kubomi benu, kwaye loo nto kukuba uburharha yinxalenye ebaluleke kakhulu ukuba sifuna ukonwaba kakhulu kunye nempilo.

Gcina la mabinzana ahlekisayo kwikhompyuter yakho

Olu luhlu lujolise ekukuncedeni ukuba unike olo thando lovuyo kunye nehlombe esiludingayo yonke imihla, ubeke kwiqoqo lakho elimangalisayo onokuwenza ngalo naliphi na ixesha ukuba uphile okhethekileyo.

Kwelethu icala sifuna ukukukhumbuza ubaluleke kangakanani uburharha bokuqinisekisa impilo esempilweni, kuba ukumomotheka yonke imihla akunakwandisa nje ubukho bethu, kodwa kusenze sonwabele umgangatho wobomi ongcono kwaye nangaphezulu kwako konke, sabelana ngolonwabo nabo bonke abantu esibathandayo.

Ngeso sizathu sicebisa ukuba ufunde enye yazo yonke imihla amabinzana ukuphakamisa imekoNokuba ulusizi, xa uziva uxinezelekile, okanye nokuba wonwabile kwaye ufuna uvelwano. Isivakalisi esinye, ezibini, ezithathu xa kunokwenzeka ubuncinci, ukuze ube ufumana idosi yendalo kwaye ngaphandle kokhuselo lokonwaba okungapheliyo.

Kwaye ikwalithuba elifanelekileyo lokwabelana nabahlobo bakho, nokuba kukunxibelelana kwezentlalo, okanye nakwisicelo sexesha lokwenyani esifana ne-WhatsApp, i-Skype, njl, kwaye akukho nto imnandi njengokuhlala usondele kumntu onwabele uburharha kwaye ekwabelana nathi ngeenjongo zokuba nathi sonwabe.

Dwelisa kunye namabinzana ahlekisayo

Kodwa asizukubandakanyeka kwakhona kuba into oza kuyikhangela zichanekile amabinzana ahlekisayo esikulungiselele wona, ke apha ngezantsi sikushiya uluhlu olupheleleyo esicinga ukuba uya kuthanda ngakumbi.

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• Hleka kwaye umhlaba uza kuhleka nawe, urhona kwaye uza kulala wedwa.

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• Ukuba ndibize inombolo engeyiyo, kutheni uphendule?
• Ndoyisakele ukwenza iqela lechess ngenxa yokuphakama kwam.

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• Ndazalwa ndikwimeko elusizi kakhulu. Bobabini abazali bam babelusizi kakhulu.
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• Yonke into imnandi, okoko nje isenzeka komnye umntu.
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• Njengekhekhe kuba lusuku lokuzalwa lomntu kwenye indawo.
• Yonke into imnandi, okoko nje isenzeka komnye umntu.
• Musa ukucinga ukuba ungumntu ombi, cinga ukuba uyinkawu entle.

Siyathemba ukuba uthandile onke la mabinzana ahlekisayo, kwaye siyakukhumbuza ukuba eyona nto unokuyenza kukukwabelana nabahlobo bakho, usapho kunye ngokubanzi nabo bonke abantu ababathandayo abakungqongileyo, kwaye ke uyonwabele yonke imihla , kwaye ngaba ucinga ukuba sineminyaka emininzi yobomi phambi kwethu, kwaye ayikho enye indlela ebhetele yokuphila kunokuba ubambe uburharha kunye nolonwabo oluncinci.