Amabinzana ahlabayo anokwabelana

Silungiselele Uluhlu olunamabinzana ahlekisayo ilungele wena ukuba wabelane nabahlobo bakho, usapho kwaye onokuzisebenzisa kunxibelelwano lwakho lwentlalo, uWhatsApp okanye naphina naphina apho ufuna ukunika umnqweno wokuqala kunye nobukrelekrele abaninzi abanokukuqonda ngokuqinisekileyo.

Amabinzana ahlabayo anokwabelana

Yintoni impoxo kwaye inayiphi injongo

I-Sarcasm luhlobo olukhohlakeleyo olujolise ekuhlekiseni, ekuthukeni okanye ekuhlazeni umntu ukusebenzisa isigqebelo.

Njengoko sele uyazi, isigqebelo sithetha into enye xa senzelwe ukubonisa okuchaseneyo, ukuze sisebenzise iithoni ezahlukeneyo, silimise eli binzana ngendlela ekhethekileyo, okanye sitsho sibonakalise ukuze umngeneleli wethu aqonde into esibhekisa kuyo.

Nangona kunjalo, kwimeko yesigqubu sithetha ngokuchaseneyo noko sicinga kodwa ngaphandle kwenjongo embi, oko kukuthi, kunokuba luhlobo olumnandi kunye noqobo lonxibelelwano oluhlala lusetyenziswa kuncwadi. Kodwa ngokuhlekisa siyaqhubeka, kwaye into esizama ngayo kukhubekisa umntu esimsalela ekugxekeni, okanye nkqu eyona nto iphambili, umbutho, kwaye ngokubanzi injongo kukuthuka umntu omnye okanye nangaphezulu ngokusekwe kwiinkolelo zabo, izimo zengqondo, izenzo, njl.

Nangona kunjalo, kukwakho nolunye uhlobo lokugxeka olujolise ekwenzeni isikhalazo kodwa, ngendlela efanayo, sithetha into echaseneyo noko kucingelwayo, singathini entlanganisweni “Njengokuba beqhubeka nokuzisa amanzi amaninzi, siza kurhaxwa”Xa sizama ukubonisa ukuba sinxaniwe.

Kucacile akukho lula ukuveza isigqebelo okanye impoxo ebhaliweyoKungenxa yoko le nto, kumajelo eendaba afana ne-intanethi, kubalulekile ukuba sizisongele kwimeko efanelekileyo ukuze abantu abasifundayo baqonde ukuba sisebenzisa ezi ndlela zokuthetha.

Nje ukuba uyiqonde injongo yokugculela, siza kukunika ingqokelela yamabinzana ahlekisayo esicinga ukuba angaqala ukusetyenziswa naluphina uhlobo lomntu, kodwa ewe, khumbula ukuba kwiimeko ezininzi sinokona, ke kubalulekile sizisebenzisa kuphela xa kufanelekile.

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Apha ngezantsi sikunika uluhlu kunye namanye amabinzana ahlekisayo oza kuhleka ngawo.

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Amabinzana ahlabayo anokwabelana

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  • Uyinkosazana, kodwa awukhumbuli ukuba uphulukene nabani na nesithsaba.
  • Ndiyaluhlonipha uluvo lwakho oluthandayo.
  • Ndingakuthatha nzulu, kodwa inokuba sisithuko kububhanxa bakho.

Ngale nto sigqibezela uluhlu lwethu ngezona ntetho zintle onokuthi wabelane ngazo nabantu obathandayo kwaye nkqu nabo ufuna ukuthetha into ngokungathanga ngqo kwaye ujonge eyona ndlela ilolu hlobo lwesigqebelo.


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  1.   Jose Luis sitsho

    Mholo. Andilikhumbuli iphasiwedi okanye igama lomsebenzisi. Ndingathanda ukuzibuyisa.

    Enkosi kuwe.