Ukuba xa ufuna ukuncwasa uhlala umile kancinci kuba awukwazi ukucinga ngamabinzana ahlekisayo, ke ukwindawo elungileyo. Xa uqala ukuthanda umntu, iimvakalelo onazo zihlala zintle ... naxa usenayo awuyazi noba uphindiselwa ngulomntu.
Ukuba awuyazi indlela yokwenza okanye into omawuyithethe phambi kwaloo mntu ukuze aqonde ukuba unomdla... Ke unethamsanqa kuba sikukhangelele awona mabinzana ahlekisayo okuncwasa. Unokukhetha ezona zihambelana kakhulu nawe kwaye zilungele ubuntu bakho.
Khetha amabinzana ahlekisayo odlala ngothando
Sukuhlala kunye namabinzana aphelelwe lixesha oluhlobo "Ufunda okanye usebenza". Yandisa irepertoire yakho ngawo onke la mabinzana ahlekisayo. Ungafumana kumnandi, ukuya kwezinye izinto ezincinci kodwa ziyasebenza. Noko uzokonwaba... Sukuphulukana neenkcukacha kwaye ukhethe ezona uthanda kakhulu ukuba uzisebenzise ngokukhawuleza!
- Ndisandula ukufudukela edolophini, ungandinika indlela yokuya kwindawo yakho?
- Umele ukuba udiniwe, kuba ubujikeleza engqondweni yam imini yonke.
- Igeza elifana nam lifuna isikrufu njengawe.
- Ngaba uyipokemon? - Hayi kuba?. wena pokemon
- Ukuba ubuthongo bubuhle, khawufane ucinge nawe.
- Molo, ingaba usazi ngendalo? Kutheni ungezanga uzondifaka i kiss emlonyeni?
- Ngaba uyazithanda iiMfazwe zeNkwenkwezi? Kuba ndithanda uStar nawe.
- Ndilahlekelwe yinombolo yam yomnxeba, ungandinika eyakho?
- Usweet kangangoba ngokundijonga kakhulu ndiya ndityeba.
- Kuzofuneka ndiqale ndikuhlawulele irent, kaloku kudala uhleli entliziyweni yam.
- So uyandikhupha kwi friend zone okanye kufuneka ndiphume kuyo?
- Nguwe wedwa umntu onentliziyo ezimbini: eyakho neyam.
- Ndifuna ukuba ngumama wakho “incasa embi onayo”.
- Oko ndikubonile ndashiywa zingqondo. Ngoku ndifuna igqwetha.
- Isithathu sininzi, kuthekani ukuba sihlale sodwa?
- Ndikuthanda ngesisu sam sonke, ngendikuxelela ngentliziyo kodwa isisu sam sikhulu.
- Masenze isithathu: Wena, mna nabo bonke ubomi.
- Ndingathanda ukuba yiPhotoshop ukuze ndikuchukumise kwakhona kwaye ndikuchukumise kwakhona.
- Ufana ne-flip-flop kamama: Ndiyakubona usiza kwaye intliziyo yam ibetha.
- Molo, igama lam ndingu X, kodwa ungandifowunela ebusuku.
- Ngaba uyazi ukuba zingakanani ubunzima beebhere zepanda? Yonela:ungubani igama lakho?
- Andiyi kuba yinjineli kodwa ndingakulawula ukukonwabisa.
- Andiqinisekanga ukuba ndiyi type yakho, kunjani ukuba sizame?
Ndiye ndazilimaza ngokukubona, umhle kakhulu, ungandinika igama lakho nenombolo yakho yomnxeba ndilungise i-inshurensi? - Nditsho neeMaphu zikaGoogle zingandinceda ndizifumane kuba ndilahlekile emehlweni akho.
- Ndim lo, ibiyintoni eminye iminqweno yakho emi-2?
- Undenza ndingqubeke ezindongeni xa ndikujongile.
- Haybo uzondinika imali ngoku? Oko ndadibana nawe une 8months uhlala entliziyweni yam ungabhatali rent.
- Awuyi kuyikholelwa, kodwa kude kube yimizuzwana engama-20 eyadlulayo ndandililesbian.
- Ayilotyala lam ukuba ndiyakuthanda, lityala lakho kuphela ngokuba mhle.
- Ndiyathemba ukuba uyayazi indlela yokuvuselela umlomo ukuya emlonyeni, kuba ndingaphuma nangawuphi na umzuzu emva kokuba ndikubonile.
- Ndixelele igama lakho ndikubuze xa befika ooKumkani.
- Nokuba kwenzeka ntoni ndiyakuhlala ndikuxhasa kwinto yonke. Edongeni, etafileni, esofeni, phezu kwebhedi...
- Ndicinga ukuba unengxaki yokunqongophala kwevithamin ebizwa ngokuba: Mna.
- Ndikunika into? Amanzi? Ijusi? Intliziyo yam? Ubomi kunye?
- Ngaba uyakholelwa eluthandweni ekuqaleni kokubona okanye kufuneka ndidlule phambi kwakho kwakhona?
- Ukuba ndinokuba namandla amakhulu ngoku, ndingafuna ukukwazi ukukuxelela ukuba ndifuna ukudibana nawe kangakanani.
Ndenza ikhathalogu yezona ndawo zokutyela zingcono esixekweni, ungandinceda ndiyigqibe? - Funeka undithengele isichazimagama, xa ndikubona ndiphelelwe ngamazwi.
- Undincumele okanye liphumile ilanga?
- Ndibone nje ingelosi, andiqinisekanga ukuba ndisemhlabeni.
- Ekhaya bandifundise ukuleqa amaphupha, ndingakukhapha ugoduke?
- Inokuba udiniwe namhlanje emva kwayo yonke into esiyenze ephupheni lam phezolo.
- Sendiwufumene lo whatsapp wakho, ngoku ndifuna ukungena entliziyweni yakho.
- Undixelele umamakho ukuba andikwazi ukulinda ukuba abe ngumamazala wam.
Bendizokuxelela ukuba ndiyakuthanda kodwa inyaniso kukuba ndiyakuthanda. - Ndiyayazi iyabaxa into yokucela inumber yakho xa singazani nokwazana kodwa...ubona njani ngoku utshata?
- Ndixolele ukungalibambi ixesha: Bendingathanda ukuba ndingene ebomini bakho kwangethuba.
- Ngenxa yezilingo ezifana nawe, baninzi aboni abafana nam!
- Uxolo, ingaba sinabo na abahlobo abanokusazisa kubo?
- Unento ebusweni bakho: olona ncumo luhle endakha ndalubona ebomini bam.
- Kuthekani ukuba sizinike ixesha? Umzekelo, undinika isipho sakho kwaye ndikunika ikamva lam.
- Ukubona wena kuyichaphazele intliziyo yam ngaphezu kokunyanzeliswa kokutya kwam i-triglycerides kunye ne-transaminases.
- Andiyonja, kodwa woof nawe.
- UnguGoogle? Kuba uyinto yonke endiyifunayo.
- Hee, ungenela unyulo? Kaloku wena uligeza.
- Ukuba uAdam watya iapile kuEva, bendiya kukutyela yonke iGadi yase-Edeni.
- Yintoni eyenziwa inkwenkwezi ephantsi kangaka esibhakabhakeni?
- Okomzuzwana ndandicinga ukuba ndifile ndangena ezulwini, kodwa ngoku ndiyabona ukuba ndisaphila kwaye izulu lifikile kum.
- Ungandixelela igama lakho? Izolo ndikuphuphile uthe xa uzondixelela ndavuka!
- Ndifuna ukuncamisa.
- Ngaba umama wakho unevenkile yeentyatyambo? Kaloku uyintyatyambo entle.
- Ukuba ucinga ukuba ndicinga ngawe imini yonke, awulunganga. Kwakhona ubusuku bonke.
- Akukho nokuba myopia indithintele ekuboneni bonke ubuhle bakho.
- Namhlanje abahlobo bam bafowunele inqwelo yezigulana, ndandisifa ngenxa yakho.
Ukuza kuthi ga ngoku ukhetho lwethu lwamabinzana ahlekisayo esinokuwancwasa, ngaba sele ukhethe eyakho?