Ukuba ungumlandeli kaChuck Norris, unokuzazi zonke iimuvi azenzileyo kunye neengxoxo zazo. Ayisiyonto incinci! Lo mlingiswa udlalwa nguCarlos Ray Norris kwaye unabalandeli abaninzi kwihlabathi liphela. Enkosi kwiifilimu zakhe, u-Chuck Norris, uzuze indoda enzima "imbasa" kwaye kwabaninzi, uba yeyona nto ibalaseleyo kwimbali ye cinema.
Lo mdlali waseMelika unenkwenkwezi kwiimovie ezininzi kwaye unememes ezininzi ze-intanethi ezibhekisele kubukhuni bakhe kwiscreen. Kwiifilimu zakhe, wayehlala ekhusela umthetho kunye nobulungisa ngenqindi kunye nokukhaba, kodwa ngaphezulu kwako konke, ngokukhaba kwakhe okuphaphazelayo. Wayekuthanda ukukhupha iimbumbulu eziyintsomi kwiimuvi awazidlala phakathi kwe-80 kunye ne-90.
Ukongeza ekubeni ngumdlali weqonga, wayehlala ebomini bakhe bokwenyani, njengentshatsheli yehlabathi yekarati (into awayeyenza kwiimuvi zakhe wayeyazi ukuba kufuneka ayenze njani). Usebenze nakwezomkhosi womoya kwaye unendlela yakhe yamanzi asebhotileni. Kubomi banamhlanje, unobomi obonwabisayo phantse ukuba yi-octogenarian, kodwa uyaqhubeka nokuzalisa iintliziyo zabo bonke abalandeli bakhe kunye neefilimu zakhe ezingaphumiyo kwisitayile.
Ukuba uyamthanda uChuck Norris, ke kunokwenzeka ukuba ungathanda ukwazi amanye amabinzana akhe awaziwayo aqulunqwe ngabalandeli bakhe.
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- Umntu othile wakha wazama ukuxelela uChuck Norris ukuba ojikelezayo kukukhaba ayisiyondlela ilungileyo yokukhaba umntu. Le nyani irekhodwe ngababhali-mbali njengeyona mpazamo yakha yenziwa ngumntu.
- U-Chuck Norris wayekhe wabheja ngokuchasene ne-NASA ukuze aphile ukungena kumoya osemajukujukwini ngaphandle kwesuti yokuzikhusela. Ngomhla kaJulayi 19, 1999, u-Chuck Norris ehamba ze waphinda wangena emhlabeni, ehamba kumazwe ali-14 kwaye efikelela kumaqondo obushushu angama-3.000. Iintloni, i-NASA yapapasha ukuba yayiyimeteorite, kwaye isamtyala ibhiya.
- UChuck Norris akanalo usuku lokuzalwa, lusuku lokuzalwa lukaChuck Norris.
- UChuck Norris wasungula ulwimi olubandakanya ikarati kunye nokukhaba okujikelezayo. Ngexesha elizayo xa u-Chuck Norris ekhaba iesile lakho, ungakhubeki, uzama ukukuxelela ukuba uyawuthanda umnqwazi wakho.
- Abanye abantu batya imilenze yamasele. U-Chuck Norris wayethanda ukutya imilenze yezirhubuluzi. Ngoku baziinyoka.
- UChuck Norris wakhupha amakhandlela okuzalwa kanye. Kwakukho i-Eclipse.
- Iinyembezi zika-Chuck Norris ziphilisa umhlaza. Kubuhlungu ukuba akazange akhale.
- Ukuba ungambona uChuck Norris, uyakubona. Ukuba awukwazi ukubona uChuck Norris, unokuba yimizuzwana nje ekufeni.
- U-Chuck Norris wakha umatshini wexesha kwaye waya kwixesha elidlulileyo ukunqanda ukubulawa kuka-JFK. Xa u-Oswald wadubula, u-Chuck wayeka iimbumbulu ezintathu ngeendevu zakhe, waziphambukisa. Intloko kaJFK yaqhuma kukothuka.
- Umthetho womxhuzulane: wonke umzimba utsala omnye umzimba kangangokuba uChuck Norris unomdla.
- Umthetho wokuqala wokuSebenza kunye nokuSabela: Zonke iintshukumo zibangela impendulo elinganayo kodwa eyahlukileyo, ngaphandle kokuba isenzo nguChuck Norris, kwimeko apho sibangela ukukhaba okujikelezayo.
- UChuck Norris akanasithunzi kuba akukho nto kwindalo iphela enokubonakala ngathi.
- UChuck Norris uhambisa ivili leSUV yakhe ngemiphunga kuphela.
- UBruce Lee wayengoyena mntu wayekwazi ukuphepha ukukhaba kuka-Chuck Norris, kodwa intshukumo awayefanele ayenze ukuyiphepha yambulala.
- UChuck Norris wayekhe walwa nebhere, ingwe, ingonyama, ingwenya kunye necougar. Ubabethe bonke ngokubabopha ngeenyathi.
- Ekuqaleni yonke into yayingeyonto. Emva koko u-Chuck Norris wamnika ukukhaba wathi, Zifunele umsebenzi. Laqala njalo ke ihlabathi.
- Zimbini iintlobo zabantu ehlabathini: u-Chuck Norris kunye nabo bazokufa.
- U-Chuck Norris uyakwazi ukuxuba amanzi nge-oyile ngokugungqa ngomnwe wakhe.
- U-Chuck Norris ubaleke kwi-Prison Break kwimizuzu eli-15, njengoko wayemile kwisidlo sasemini.
- Eyona ndlela ikhawulezayo yokufikelela entliziyweni yomntu yinqindi likaChuck Norris.
- Ukuba ujonga esipilini kwaye uthi "Chuck Norris" Amaxesha ama-3, uya kubonakala abulale yonke usapho lwakho, kodwa ubuncinci uya kuba ukwazile ukubona uChuck Norris.
- Xa uChuck Norris ethetha, wonke umntu umamele, kwaye afe.
- UChuck Norris kuphela kwendoda eya kuphumelela umdlalo wentenetya eludongeni lwezitena.
- UChuck Norris akalali. Ilindile.
- Iinyembezi zika-Chuck Norris ziphilisa umhlaza. Kubuhlungu ukuba akazange akhale.
- UChuck Norris uye waya eMars, ke akukho zimpawu zobomi kule planethi.
- UChuck Norris wasungula icephe kuba ukubulala abantu ngemela kwakulula kakhulu.
- U-Chuck Norris akazingeli, kuba igama lokuzingela lithetha amathuba okusilela. UChuck Norris uphuma waya kubulala.
- UChuck Norris uthengisa umchamo wakhe enkonkxiweyo. Yaziwa ngokuba yiRed Bull.
- UChuck Norris akazifundanga iincwadi. Ujonge kubo ade afumane ulwazi alufunayo.
- UChuck Norris wakha wakhaba ihashe esilevini. Inzala yabo yaziwa namhlanje njengeendlulamthi.
- UChuck Norris unentlonelo enzulu ngobomi bomntu ... ngaphandle kokuba ingena ngendlela yakhe.
- Ukuba ungambona uChuck Norris, uyakubona. Ukuba awukwazi ukubona uChuck Norris, unokuba nemizuzwana nje embalwa ukusuka ekufeni.
- UChuck Norris akaze abenengxaki yokuqhinwa, isitulo sibaleka emzimbeni kaChuck.
- Ukubonisa ukuba ukubetha umhlaza akunzima kangako, uChuck Norris watshaya iibhokisi zecuba ezili-15 ngosuku kangangeminyaka emibini, wavelisa iintlobo ezisi-7 zomhlaza, kodwa ke wazisusa ngokwenza i-push-ups kangangemizuzu engama-30.
- UChuck Norris akenzi bhotolo, ujika iinkomo kwaye ibhotolo iphuma kuzo.
- UChuck Norris ekuqaleni wabonakala kumdlalo we "Street Fighter II", kodwa wasuswa kuba iqhosha ngalinye labangela ukuba enze ukukhaba okujikelezayo. Xa ebuzwa ngale "nkqubo yokusilela" uNorris waphendula wathi "Ayisiyo inkqubo yokusilela".
- UChuck Norris wayephulukene nesathelayithi yendalo yoMhlaba, ngenxa yoko wanyathela umhlaba wabiza iNyanga.
- UChuck Norris wafundisa uMozart ukuba adlale.
- UChuck Norris wakha wadubula phantsi inqwelomoya yaseJamani ngomnwe ekhwaza "Bang!"
