Uma ungumlandeli kaChuck Norris, ungahle wazi wonke ama-movie awenzile ngisho nezingxoxo zawo. Akukona okungaphansi! Lo mlingiswa udlalwa nguCarlos Ray Norris futhi unenqwaba yabalandeli emhlabeni jikelele. Ngenxa yamafilimu akhe, uChuck Norris, uzuze umfana onzima "indondo" futhi kwabaningi, uba ngophambili emlandweni we-cinema.
Lo mlingisi waseMelika udlale kumabhayisikobho amaningi futhi unama-memes amaningi e-inthanethi abhekisa ekuqineni kwakhe esikrinini. Kumafilimu akhe wayehlala evikela umthetho nobulungiswa ngezibhakela nangokwakha, kodwa ngaphezu kwakho konke, ngokukhahlela kwakhe endizayo. Ubekuthanda ukukhipha izinhlamvu eziqanjiwe kumamuvi awalingisa phakathi kweminyaka yama-80s nama-90s.
Ngaphezu kokuba ngumlingisi, wayekhona kakhulu empilweni yakhe yangempela, njengompetha womhlaba wekarati (lokho ayekwenza kumabhayisikobho akhe wayazi ukuthi kufanele akwenze kanjani). Ubuye wasebenza embuthweni wezomoya futhi unohlobo lwakhe lwamanzi asemabhodleleni. Empilweni yanamuhla, unempilo ekhululekile kakhulu ecishe abe ngumuntu octogenarian, kepha uyaqhubeka nokugcwalisa izinhliziyo zabo bonke abalandeli bakhe futhi amafilimu akhe awasuki esitayeleni.
Uma uthanda uChuck Norris, ngakho-ke kungenzeka ukuthi uthanda ukwazi eminye yemishwana yakhe edumile eyasungulwa abalandeli bakhe.
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- Omunye wake wazama ukutshela uChuck Norris ukuthi ukuphotha ukukhahlela akuyona indlela engcono kakhulu yokukhahlela umuntu. Leli qiniso liqoshwe yizazi-mlando njengephutha elibi kunawo wonke umuntu ake awenza.
- UChuck Norris wake wabheja i-NASA ukuthi angasinda ukungena emkhathini evela emkhathini ngaphandle kwesudi yokuzivikela. NgoJulayi 19, 1999, uChuck Norris onqunu wangena kabusha emkhathini woMhlaba, wadabula izifundazwe eziyi-14 futhi wafinyelela ezingeni lokushisa lama-degree angama-3.000. I-NASA enamahloni ishicilele ukuthi bekuyi-meteorite, futhi isamkweleta ubhiya.
- UChuck Norris akanalo usuku lokuzalwa, usuku lokuzalwa lukaChuck Norris.
- UChuck Norris wasungula ulimi oluhlanganisa ukukhahlela kwekarate nokuphotha. Ngakho ngokuzayo lapho uChuck Norris ekhahlela imbongolo yakho, ungathukutheli, uzama ukukutshela ukuthi uyasithanda isigqoko sakho.
- Abanye abantu badla imilenze yeselesele. UChuck Norris wayethanda ukudla imilenze yezilwane ezihuquzelayo. Manje bayizinyoka.
- UChuck Norris wawaqotha kanye amakhandlela osuku lokuzalwa. Kwakukhona i-Eclipse.
- Izinyembezi zikaChuck Norris zilapha umdlavuza. Kuyadabukisa ukuthi akakaze akhale.
- Uma ungabona uChuck Norris, uyakubona. Uma ungakwazi ukubona uChuck Norris, ungahle ube yimizuzwana nje usanda kufa.
- UChuck Norris wakha umshini wesikhathi futhi waya kokudlule ukugwema ukubulawa kukaJFK. Ngenkathi u-Oswald edubula, uChuck wamisa izinhlamvu ezintathu ngezintshebe zakhe, waziphambukisa. Ikhanda likaJFK liqhume ngenxa yokwethuka.
- Umthetho wamandla adonsela phansi: wonke umzimba uheha omunye umzimba kuze kube yilapho uChuck Norris enentshisekelo khona.
- Umthetho Wokuqala Wokusebenza Nokuphendula: Zonke izenzo zona zibangela ukusabela okulinganayo kepha okuphambene, ngaphandle kwalapho leso senzo kunguChuck Norris, lapho-ke kubangela ukukhahlela kokuphotha.
- UChuck Norris akanasithunzi ngoba akukho lutho endaweni yonke olungabonakala njengaye.
- UChuck Norris uhlohla isondo leSUV yakhe ngamaphaphu akhe kuphela.
- UBruce Lee nguyena kuphela owakwazi ukuvika ukukhahlela kokuphotha kukaChuck Norris, kodwa isinyathelo okwakudingeka asenze ukuze asibalekele sambulala.
- UChuck Norris wake walwa nebhere, ihlosi, ibhubesi, ingwenya kanye ne-cougar. Ubashaye bonke ngokubabopha ngenhlwathi.
- Ekuqaleni konke kwakungelutho. Ngemuva kwalokho uChuck Norris wamnika ukukhahlela wathi, Zitholele umsebenzi. Waqala kanjalo-ke umhlaba.
- Kunezinhlobo ezimbili zabantu emhlabeni: uChuck Norris nalabo abazokufa.
- UChuck Norris uyakwazi ukuxuba amanzi namafutha ngokugovuza ngomunwe wakhe.
- UChuck Norris weqe ejele Break in imizuzu eyi-15, njengoba ayemile kwasemini.
- Indlela esheshayo yokufika enhliziyweni yomuntu isibhakela sikaChuck Norris.
- Uma uzibuka esibukweni bese uthi "Chuck Norris" amahlandla ama-3, uzovela abulale wonke umndeni wakho, kepha okungenani uzokwazi ukubona uChuck Norris.
- Lapho uChuck Norris ekhuluma, wonke umuntu uyalalela, futhi afe.
- UChuck Norris nguyena kuphela umuntu onqobe umdlalo wethenisi ebhekene nodonga lwezitini.
- UChuck Norris akalali. Ilindile.
- Izinyembezi zikaChuck Norris zilapha umdlavuza. Kuyadabukisa ukuthi akakaze akhale.
- UChuck Norris ubeye eMars, ngakho-ke azikho izimpawu zokuphila kuleyo planethi.
- UChuck Norris wasungula isipuni ngoba ukubulala abantu ngommese kwakulula kakhulu.
- U-Chuck Norris akazingeli, ngoba igama elithi ukuzingela lisho amathuba okwehluleka. UChuck Norris uyaphuma ayobulala.
- UChuck Norris uthengisa umchamo wakhe osemathinini. Kuyaziwa njenge-Red Bull.
- UChuck Norris akazifundi izincwadi. Uyababuka aze athole imininingwane ayifunayo.
- UChuck Norris wake wakhahlela ihhashi esilevini. Inzalo yabo yaziwa namuhla njengezindlulamithi.
- UChuck Norris unenhlonipho ejulile ngempilo yomuntu ... ngaphandle kokuthi ingene endleleni yakhe.
- Uma ungabona uChuck Norris, uyakubona. Uma ungakwazi ukubona uChuck Norris, ungahle ube yimizuzwana nje usanda kufa.
- UChuck Norris akakaze aphathwe ukuqunjelwa, indle iphuma emzimbeni kaChuck.
- Ukukhombisa ukuthi ukushaya umdlavuza akunzima kangako, uChuck Norris wabhema amabhokisi kagwayi awu-15 ngosuku iminyaka emibili, futhi wenza izinhlobo ezi-7 zomdlavuza ezihlukene, kuphela ukuwaqeda ngokwenza ama-push-ups imizuzu engama-30.
- UChuck Norris akenzi ibhotela, uphotha izinkomo kuphume ibhotela kuzo.
- UChuck Norris wavela ekuqaleni emdlalweni we- "Street Fighter II", kodwa wasuswa ngoba inkinobho ngayinye yamenza wakhahlela ukuphotha. Lapho ebuzwa ngalokhu “ukwehluleka kohlelo” uNorris waphendula wathi “Lokho akukhona ukwehluleka kwesistimu”.
- UChuck Norris wayengekho isathelayithi engokwemvelo yoMhlaba, ngakho wanyathela phansi wayiqamba ngokuthi iNyanga.
- UChuck Norris wafundisa uMozart ukudlala.
- UChuck Norris wake wadubula phansi indiza yaseJalimane ngomunwe wakhe ememeza "Bang!"
