Yawancin mutane suna neman lafazin magana akan batutuwa daban-daban kamar haɓakawa, motsawa, tunani, da sauransu. Koyaya, akwai kuma quotes masu ban dariya da kuma nishaɗin da zai iya sanya mu more lokacin mu; ko dai ka karanta shi kaɗai ko kuma tare da wasu mutane, ka kuma yi amfani da su a dandalinmu na sada zumunci don ba da dariya ga littattafanmu.
Kalmomin ban dariya masu ban dariya
Rayukanmu na wani lokaci na iya zama da rikitarwa ko kawai muna kula da ayyuka duk rana kuma ba mu da lokacin dariya. Abin da ya sa muke so mu tattara waɗannan jimlolin ban dariya tare da walwala; tunda mun tabbatar da cewa fiye da ɗaya daga cikinsu zasu sa kuyi murmushi sau ɗaya. Kari akan haka, zakuyi mamakin ganin kalmomin shahararrun mutane tare da wannan abin dariya.
- Tabbas na fahimta. Ko da ɗan shekara biyar zai iya fahimtarsa. Kawo min yaro dan shekara biyar !!! - Groucho Marx.
- Na san daruruwan mazajen da za su yi farin ciki da komawa gida ba tare da matar da ke jiransu ba. Cire matan daga cikin auren kuma ba za a rabu ba. - Groucho Marx.
- Ina da wayo sosai har wani lokaci ban fahimci ko kalma daya daga abin da nake fada ba. - Oscar Wilde.
- Bai kamata ku zama masu wayo ba don dariya a farts, amma ya zama dole ku zama wawaye kada kuyi. - Louis CK
- Biyan lissafin? Wannan al'ada ce mara kyau! - Groucho Marx.
- Duba, matsalar ita ce, Allah ya ba wa mutum kwakwalwa da azzakari, kuma kawai ya isa jini don gudanar ɗaya bayan ɗaya. - Robin Williams.
- Sabis ɗin daki? Bani babban daki - Groucho Marx.
- Humor shine ilhami don ɗaukar zafi azaman wasa. - Max Eastman.
- Ba na tsammanin kowa ya rubuta tarihin kansa har sai bayan sun mutu. - Samuel Goldwyn.
- Masu hankali suna magana ne saboda suna da abin fada. Wawaye suna magana saboda dole su faɗi wani abu. - Plato
- Kowa na iya zama ba shi da gida; duk abin da ake buƙata shine mace madaidaiciya, madaidaiciyar mashaya, da kuma abokan kirki. - Bill Hicks.
- Yana da ban mamaki cewa labaran da ke faruwa a duniya a kowace rana suna dacewa da jaridar. - Jerry Seinfield.
- Santa Claus yana da ra'ayin da ya dace: yana ziyartar mutane sau ɗaya a shekara. - Victor Borge.
- A koyaushe ina son zama wani, amma yanzu na fahimci cewa ya kamata in kasance takamaimai. - Lily Tomlin.
- Zan so in sumbace ku amma kawai na wanke gashin kaina. - Bette Davis.
- Jinkirtawa yana ci gaba da tafiya ne daidai da jiya. - Don Marquis.
- Samun hujjoji da farko, to zaku iya gurbata su yadda kuke so. - Mark Twain.
- Allah zai gafarceni: ofishinsa ne. - Heinrich Heine.
- Ya kasance yana sayar da kayan daki don rayuwa. Matsalar ita ce, su nawa ne. - Les Dawson.
- Na yarda cewa da yawa daga cikin barkwanci na wauta ne. Na yarda bangare na na da laifi a yayin da ake kokarin kirkirar kasar nan. - Jim Carrey.
- Waɗannan ƙa'idodina ne. Idan baku so, Ina da wasu. - Groucho Marx.
- Ya ƙaunataccen lissafi, don Allah ka girma ka warware min matsalolin. Na gaji da warware muku su. - Ba a sani ba.
- Kin kasance mafi kyawun mace da na taɓa gani, wanda ba ya faɗin abin da yawa a cikin ni'imar ku. - Groucho Marx.
- Lokacin da na mutu ina son a kona ni kuma kashi goma na toka in zuba a kan mai yi min aiki. - Groucho Marx.
- Ni ba mai cin ganyayyaki ba ne saboda ina son dabbobi; Ni saboda na tsani tsirrai. - Whitney Kawa.
- Na sami talabijin sosai ilimi. Duk lokacin da wani ya kunna, sai in koma wani daki in karanta littafi. - Groucho Marx.
- Mai sauraro mai kyau yakanyi tunani akan wani abu. - Kin Hubbar.
- A wuraren biki ba za ku taɓa zama ba, wani da ba ku so zai iya zama kusa da ku. - Groucho Marx.
- Kasancewa cikin jirgi kamar zama a kurkuku ne da yiwuwar nutsar da shi. - Groucho Marx.
- Kalmar aerobics ta fito ne daga kalmomin Helenanci guda biyu: aero, wanda ke nufin iyawa, da bic, wanda ke nufin jure tsananin rashin nishaɗi. - Dave Barry.
- Na yi shekara guda a wannan garin, ranar Lahadi. - George Burns.
- Alamar da ta nuna cewa rayuwa mai hankali tana wanzu a wani wuri a duniya shine cewa bata taba yunkurin tuntube mu ba. - Calvin da Hobbes.
- Ba duk sunadarai ne suke da kyau ba. Ba tare da sunadarai kamar hydrogen da oxygen ba, misali, ba za mu iya yin ruwa ba, wani muhimmin abu a cikin giya. - Dave Barry.
- Yi dariya kuma duniya zata yi dariya tare da kai, yi minshari kuma za ku kwana kai kadai. - Anthony Burgess.
- Kada ku damu, mafi munin ranar rayuwarku zata wuce awanni 24. - Ba a sani ba.
- Rayuwa ba abin wasa bane a wurina; Ban ga alheri ba. - Charles Chaplin
- Zai fi kyau ka yi shiru da wauta, da ka yi magana ka share shubuhohinka da kyau. - Groucho Marx.
- Yi hankali karanta littattafan lafiya. Kuna iya mutuwa daga kuskure. - Mark Twain.
- Barkwanci abu ne mai matukar mahimmanci. - Winston Churchill.
- Wasu abubuwa sun fi kyau ba a faɗi su ba. Amma zan bugu in ce su ko yaya. - Ba a sani ba.
- Yi dariya kuma duniya zata yi dariya tare da kai; kuka da duniya, juya maka baya, zai baka damar yin kuka. - Charles Chaplin
- A waje da kare, littafi mai yiwuwa shine babban abokin mutum, kuma a cikin kare yana da duhu sosai don karantawa. - Groucho Marx.
- Sannan ɗan sanda ya iso: "Ka faɗi haruffa a baya." To, me za mu yi masa, ya same ni. Ba ni da maye, amma a bayyane nake wawa ne da zan tuki. - Bill Hicks.
- Akwai wadanda suke karya agogo don kashe lokaci. - Woody Allen.
- Namiji mai nasara shine wanda yake samun kudi fiye da yadda matar sa zata iya kashewa. Mace mai nasara ita ce wacce zata iya samun irin wannan mutumin. - Lana Turner.
- Baƙi ne koyaushe kafin ya zama duhu sosai. - Paul Newman.
- Abinda kawai nake nadama a rayuwa shine ban zama wata ba. - Woody Allen
- Idan Allah Ya so mu tashi, Ya ba mu tikiti. - Mel Brooks.
- Abu mara kyau game da soyayya shi ne cewa da yawa suna rikita shi da ciwon ciki kuma, idan suka warke daga matsalar, sai su ga sun yi aure. - Groucho Marx
- Humor shine mafi girman alamun tsarin daidaitawar mutum. - Sigmund Freud.
- Zai iya zama kamar wawa kuma yayi kamar wawa. Amma kar a yaudare ku. Lallai shi wawa ne. - Groucho Marx.
- Na yi imani da sa'a. Ta yaya kuma za a iya bayyana nasarar waɗanda ba ku so? -Jean Cocteau.
- Ina da jiki mai motsa jiki. Dole ne in gwada gaske don neman mai. - - Will Ferrell.
- Ba zan iya fahimtar abin da ya sa mutum zai yi shekara guda yana rubuta labari ba alhali kuwa suna iya sayan ɗaya cikin 'yan daloli cikin sauƙi. - Fred Allen.
- Akwai abubuwa da yawa a rayuwa mafi mahimmanci fiye da kuɗi ... amma sunada tsada sosai! - Groucho Marx.
- Lokaci daya tilo da mace zata samu nasarar canza namiji shine lokacin da yake jariri. "Natalie Wood."
- A karo na farko da na rera waka a coci; mutum dari biyu suka canza addininsu. —Fred Allen.
- Da farko likita ya gaya min labari mai dadi: Zan kasance da wata cuta mai suna na. - Steve Martin.
- Idan dutse ya zo wurinka, yi gudu, saboda yana rugujewa. - Ba a sani ba.
- Duniya tunani ne mai gushewa a cikin zuciyar Allah. Wani abu mai rikitarwa, musamman idan kawai kuka biya jinginar gida don siyan gida. - Woody Allen
- Abin sani kawai mummunan game da maza shine koyaushe basa kusa da ni. - Lana Turner.
- Na sami hankali ne ta hanyar yin dariya a makaranta, da nuna kamar na koma baya, da tsalle-tsalle tare da hannun kuskure. - Leonardo Dicaprio.
- A da ina tunanin ba ni da shawara, amma yanzu ban tabbata ba. - Ba a sani ba.
- Ina sauƙin gamsuwa da mafi kyau. - Winston Churchill.
- Ina son dogon tafiya, musamman idan mutanen da suka bata min rai suka dauke su. - Fred Allen.
- Sonana, ana yin farin ciki da ƙananan abubuwa: Aaramar jirgin ruwa, ƙaramin gida, ƙaramin rabo ... - Groucho Marx
- Duk wanda yace zai iya gani ta hanyar mata ya bata da yawa. - Groucho Marx.
- Koyaushe ka tuna cewa kai samamme ne. Kamar kowa. - Margaret Mead.
- Sirrin rayuwa shine gaskiya da wasa mai kyau, idan zaka iya karyata hakan, kayi shi. - Groucho Marx.
- Ina so ko dai karin cin hanci da rashawa ko karin damar shiga a ciki. - Ashleigh Mai haske.
- Aure babbar cibiya ce. Tabbas, idan kuna son rayuwa a cikin ma'aikata. - Groucho Marx.
- Jima'i tsakanin mutane biyu abu ne mai kyau; tsakanin biyar yana da kyau ... - Woody Allen.
- Jima'i shine mafi kyawu da zaka iya yi ba tare da dariya ba. - Woody Allen.
- Gafarta min idan na kira ku 'yan-maza, amma dai ban san ku sosai ba. - Groucho Marx.
- Komai na daɗi, matuƙar abin yana faruwa ga wani. - Will Rogers.
- Bayan kowane babban mutum akwai mace mai girma. Bayan ta kuma akwai matar sa. - Groucho Marx.
- Kar ku yarda da jin daɗi daga baƙi har sai sun kai ku wani wuri. - Ba a sani ba.
- Idan ba don wutar lantarki ba, da duk muna kallon talabijin ta hasken kyandir. - George Gobal.
- Tun daga lokacin dana dauki littafin nasa na fadi kasa ina birgima da dariya. Wata rana Ina fatan karanta shi. - Groucho Marx
- Wine tabbaci ne cewa Allah yana kaunar mu kuma yana son ganin mu cikin farin ciki. - Benjamin Franklin.
- Tunanin yana ta'azantar da dan Adam kan abin da ba shi ba; yanayin barkwanci yana sanyaya masa rai game da wanene shi. - Francis Bacon.
- Ranar da babu rana shine, ka sani, dare. - Steve Martin.
- Mata ba sa son jin abin da kuke tunani. Mata suna so su ji abin da suke tunani… da murya mai zurfi. - Bill Cosby.
- Dole ne in je wurin likitan ido, amma ban taɓa ganin lokacin ba. - Ba a sani ba.
- Ka faɗar da ni cewa ina da kuskure. - Groucho Marx.
- Me yasa suke kiranta soyayya yayin da suke nufin jima'i? - Groucho Marx.
- Jima'i kamar wasa gada. Idan baka da abokin zama na gari, gara ka samu kyakkyawar hannu. - Woody Allen.
- Dole ne in furta cewa an haife ni tun ina ƙarami sosai. - Groucho Marx.
- Jahilcinsa encyclopedia ne. - Abba Eban.
- Idan zaka iya bugun wanda ke da alhakin mafi yawan matsalolin ka, ba za ka iya zama wata ɗaya ba. - Roosevelt.
- Ina bukatan barci Ina bukatan kimanin awa takwas a rana, da kuma kimanin goma da daddare. - Bill Hicks.
- Idan zaka yi wani abu a daren yau wanda zaka ji nadamar gobe da safe, ka kwana da wuri. - Henny Youngman.
- Yana da daɗi koyaushe har sai wani ya ji rauni. Don haka yana da daɗi da yawa. - Bill Hicks.
- Idan bakuyi nasara ba da farko, zargi iyayen ku. - Marcelene Cox.
- Me yasa za a ƙi wani saboda launin fatar sa alhali akwai dalilai mafi kyau da za su ƙi su? - Denis Leary.
- Ba da rancen kuɗi daga mai rauni. Ba sa tsammanin za a dawo musu da shi. - Ba a sani ba.
- Humor wataƙila kalma ce; Ina amfani da shi koyaushe kuma ni mahaukaci ne game da shi. Wata rana zan gano ma'anarta. - Groucho Marx
- Nietzsche ta ce za mu sake rayuwa iri ɗaya, Allah, sa'annan zan sake ganin wakilin inshora na. - Woody Allen.
- Ba ma Jibin Maraice da asalin simintin cika wannan ɗakin ba. - Woody Allen.
- Abubuwa biyu basu da iyaka: duniya da wautar mutum; kuma ban tabbata ba game da duniya. - Albert Einsten.
- Comedy hanya ce mai ban sha'awa don ta kasance da gaske. - Peter Ustinov.
- Shuke-shuke na filastik sun mutu saboda kamar ban shayar dasu ba. "Mitch Hedberg."
- Ban yi magana da matata ba tsawon shekaru. Baya son katse ta. - Rodney Dangerfield.
- Abinda kawai ya hana Allah ya sake aiko mana da wata ambaliyar shi ne na farkon bai yi aiki ba. - Nicholas Chamfort.
- Ijma'i yana nufin cewa kowa ya yarda ya faɗi baki ɗaya abin da babu wanda ya yarda da shi. - Abba Eban.
- Sun ce ana yin aure a sama. Amma kuma walƙiya da tsawa. - Clint Eastwood.
- Kuɗi ba ya kawo farin ciki, amma yana ba da irin wannan abin mamakin da kuke buƙatar ƙwararrun masani don tabbatar da bambancin. - Woody Allen.
- Me yasa nake tare da matar? Domin tana tuna min kai. A zahiri, yana tunatar dani akan ku fiye da ku. - Groucho Marx.
- Kuɗi ya fi talauci, ko da kuwa don kuɗi ne kawai. - Woody Allen.
- An ce a cikin Hollywood cewa koyaushe ku yafe wa maƙiyanku, saboda ba ku san lokacin da za ku yi aiki tare da su ba. - Lana Turner.
- Idan wayar bata shiga ba nine. "Jimmy Buffet."
- Bigamy yana da mata sau da yawa. Matar aure daya ce. - Oscar Wilde.
- Har ila yau amsa kuwwa na faɗin kalmar ƙarshe. - Woody Allen.
- Na ƙi zama memba na ƙungiyar da ke da ni memba. - Groucho Marx.
- Likita na ya ce min mahaukaci ne kuma na nemi ra'ayi na biyu. Ya gaya mani cewa mummunan abu ma. - Rodney Dangerfield.
- Na kalli bishiyar iyalina sai na ga ashe ni ne dan adon. - Rodney Dangerfield.
- Lokacin da aka haife ni, na ci bashin dala goma sha biyu. - George S. Kaufman.
Waɗannan duka kalmomin ban dariya ne waɗanda zamu iya nemo muku. Muna fatan sun sami damar haskaka kwanakinku ko canza yanayinku, idan ya kasance ba kyau lokacin da kuka fara shigar da wannan labarin. Ka tuna cewa rayuwa ba tare da dariya ko alheri ba rayuwa ce.