Unoziva here kuti Mark Twain aive ani? Aive murume akazvarwa muna 1835 uye akafa muna 1910. Akanga ari munyori, mutauri, uye mutambi. Iye aizivikanwawo nezita rekunyepedzera: Samuel Langhorne Clemens. Aive nehukama hwakakura uye akagamuchirwa zvakanaka nevese nekutenda kune kwake njere uye kuseka kwake. Akanyora mabasa akabudirira kwazvo akadai se: "Muchinda neMurombo" kana "A Yankee muDare raMambo Arthur", kunyangwe achinyanyo kuzivikanwa nenyaya yake "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer" uye nhevedzano yayo "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.
Mumatauriro ake anojekesa kuti nzanga izere sei nekusaenzana asi, mune dzake dzese pfungwa, anomupa pfungwa yekusapfuura iyo inopfuura kutsoropodza ... iwe unodzidza zvakawanda kubva mumashoko ake uye ivo vanogona kutokuita kuti uone hupenyu kubva maonero akasiyana. Mweya wake wekudaidzira wakamuita kuti aone nyika kubva… akasiyana maonero. Usapotsa mazwi ake akanakisa, nakirwa nehunyanzvi
Witty makotesheni kubva kuna Mark Twain
- Murume akagadzirwa pakupera kwesvondo Mwari paanga aneta.
- Kune vanhu vanogona kuita zvese nemazvo kunze kweumwe; rega kuudza mufaro wako kune vasina mufaro.
- Zviri nyore kupusa vanhu pane kuvaratidza kuti vakanyengerwa.
- Kutanga ndiyo chakavanzika chekuenda kumberi.
- Ushingi ndiko kuramba kutya, kugona kwekutya, kwete kusavapo kwekutya.
- Denga rinokundwa nenyasha. Dai zvaive pane zvakafanirwa, iwe waizogara kunze uye imbwa yako yaipinda.
- Anobhengi murume anotikweretesa amburera kana kwanaya uye anoida iyo painotanga kunaya.
- Hapana munhu anobvisa tsika kana huipi nekuikanda kunze kwehwindo kamwechete; Iwe unofanirwa kuiburitsa nemanera, nhanho nhanho.
- Murume haakwanise kuva akasununguka asina mvumo yake.
- Ukasaverenga bepanhau unenge waudzwa zvisirizvo. Kana iwe ukaverenga pepanhau, unenge uine ruzivo
- Usambofa wataura chokwadi kune vanhu vasina kukodzera icho.
- Zvese zvaunoda muhupenyu huno kusaziva uye kuvimba; ipapo kubudirira kunovimbiswa.
- Gara kure nevanhu vari kuyedza kudzikisira zvishuwo zvako. Vanhu vadiki vanogara vachidaro, asi vanhu vakuru chaizvo vanonzwa senge iwe unogona zvakare kuve mukuru.
- Ukatora imbwa ine nzara ukamuita kuti abudirire, haakurume. Uyu ndiwo musiyano mukuru pakati pembwa nemurume.
- Ndakasangana nezvinhu zvinotyisa muhupenyu hwangu, zvizhinji zvacho zvisina kumboitika.
- Iwe haugone kuvimba nemaziso ako kana fungidziro yako isiri kwekutarisa.
- Dambudziko harisi rekufira shamwari, asi mukutsvaga shamwari inofanirwa kufira.
- Zvirinani kuvhara muromo wako uye utarise kupusa pane kuushama uye kuusimbisa.
- Zvinhu zvishoma zvinonyanya kutakura kupfuura kutsamwiswa kwemuenzaniso wakanaka.
- Musiyano wezwi chairo neshoko rinenge chairo musiyano uripo pakati pemheni nechikonye.
- Kuti uwane kukosha kwakazara kwemufaro unofanirwa kuve nemumwe munhu wekugovana naye.
- Kuvimbika kunyika nguva dzose. Kuvimbika kuhurumende, pazvinenge zvakakodzera.
- Chokwadi hachizivikanwe pane fungidziro, asi imhaka yekuti ngano inomanikidzwa kunamatira pane zvingangoitika Kutaura chokwadi kwete.
- Pamhuka dzose, munhu ndiye ega ane utsinye. Ndiye chete anorwadzisa mafaro acho.
- Ini handitye kufa. Yakanga yavapo kwemabhirioni nemabhiriyoni emakore ndisati ndazvarwa, uye iyo yanga isina kumboshomeka zvishoma.
- Varume vaizoitei vasina vakadzi? changamire ...
- Mabhuku ndeevanhu vanoda kuve kune imwe nzvimbo.
- Ruzivo runonyanya kufadza runobva kuvana, nekuti ivo vanotaura zvese zvavanoziva, uyezve vanomira.
- Sanity uye mufaro chinhu chisingaite mubatanidzwa.
- Usarega kuenda kwako kwekufungidzira. Kana ivo vaenda vanogona kunge vachiripo, asi iwe wakarega kurarama.
- Usatenderera uchiti nyika ine chikwereti kwauri chimwe chinhu. Nyika haina chikwereti newe. Ini ndaive pano pekutanga.
- Usambofa wakakavara nevanhu mapenzi, ivo vanokukwevera iwe pasi kune yavo nhanho uye ipapo ivo vanokukunda iwe neruzivo.
- Kufamba chiitiko chiine mhedzisiro inouraya nekuda kwekusarura, kusashivirira uye kufunga kwakamanikana.
- Kana iwe ukazviwana iwe uri kudivi revazhinji, inguva yekumira uye kuratidza.
- Hasha iacid inogona kukuvadza zvakanyanya mumudziyo mawakachengeterwa kupfuura chero chinhu chaunodururirwa.
- Iko kutya kwerufu kunouya kubva mukutya kwehupenyu. Murume anorarama zvizere akagadzirira kufa chero nguva.
- Shamwari dzakanaka, mabhuku akanaka, uye hana yakarara - ndihwo hupenyu chaihwo.
- Zvita 28 anotiyeuchidza nezve zvatiri isu mukati memamwe mazuva makumi matatu nemana egore.
- Munhu wese akafanana neMwedzi: ane chiso chakasviba chisina munhu anodzidzisa.
- Nzira chete yekugara wakagwinya kudya zvausingade, kunwa zvausingade, uye kuita izvo zvausingade kuita.
- Kurega kusvuta kuri nyore. Ndatorega kane zana.
- Chiito chinotaura mazwi anodarika chiuru asi kwete kazhinji.
- Zera racho raizofara zvakanyanya kana tikakwanisa kuzvarwa pazera remakore makumi masere uye zvishoma nezvishoma tichisvika gumi nesere.
- Ngatiraramei nenzira yekuti kana tafa, kunyangwe ivo vanoviga vanotendeuka.
- Zera inyaya yepfungwa pamusoro pechinhu. Kana iwe usina hanya, hazvina basa.
- Zvese generalizations ndezve nhema, kusanganisira iyi.
- Usarega chikoro chichikanganisa dzidzo yako.
- Kune vanhu vanobudirira pazvinhu uye vanhu vanoti vakawana zvinhu. Boka rekutanga harishoma.
- Sipo nedzidzo hazvibatsiri sekuuraya, asi zvinonyanya kuuraya mukufamba kwenguva.
- Kuonga chikwereti chinowanzo kuunganidzwa, sezvinoitika nekutengesa: zvimwe iwe unobhadhara uye zvakawanda zvavanokumbira kwauri.
- Hafu yechokwadi ndiyo mbwende yekunyepa.
- Ini handidi kuzvipira kudenga negehena, ndine shamwari munzvimbo mbiri idzi.
- Kana vanhu vasingatiremekedze tinonzwa kugumburwa.
- Munhu asingaverenge haana mukana pane mumwe asingagoni kuverenga.
- Zvirinani kukodzera kukudzwa asi usinazvo, pane kuva nazvo uye usinga kukodzere.
