If you are a Chuck Norris fan, you may know all the films he has made and even the dialogues of them. It is not for less! This character is played by Carlos Ray Norris and has a multitude of followers all over the world. Thanks to his films, Chuck Norris, he has earned the tough guy "medal" and for many, he becomes the best in the history of cinema.
This American actor has starred in many movies and also has many internet memes that refer to his toughness on screen. In his films he always defended the law and justice with his fists and kicks, but above all, with his flying kicks. He liked to hand out fictional bullets in the movies he starred in between the 80s and 90s.
In addition to being an actor, he was more in his real life, as a karate world champion (what he did in his movies he knew how he had to do it). He also served in the air force and has his own brand of bottled water. In today's life, he has a more relaxed life being almost an octogenarian, but he continues to fill the hearts of all his followers and his films do not go out of style.
If you like Chuck Norris, then it is more than likely that you like to know some of his famous phrases invented by his followers.
40 Chuck Norris Quotes From His Followers
- Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that spinning kicks are not the best way to kick someone. This fact has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
- Chuck Norris once bet against NASA that he could survive an entry into the atmosphere from space without a protective suit. On July 19, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris reentered Earth's atmosphere, traveling through 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3.000 degrees. Embarrassed, NASA published that it had been a meteorite, and still owes him a beer.
- Chuck Norris does not have a birthday, it is Chuck Norris's birthday.
- Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and spinning kicks. So the next time Chuck Norris kicks your ass, don't be offended, he's trying to tell you that he likes your hat.
- Some people eat frog legs. Chuck Norris liked to eat reptile legs. Now they are snakes.
- Chuck Norris blew out the birthday candles once. There was Eclipse.
- Chuck Norris tears heal cancer. It's a pity he has not never cry.
- If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be just seconds from death.
- Chuck Norris built a time machine and traveled to the past to avoid JFK's assassination. When Oswald fired, Chuck stopped the three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded from shock.
- Law of gravity: every body attracts another body to the extent that Chuck Norris is interested.
- First Law of Action and Reaction: Every action in turn causes an equal but opposite reaction, unless that action is Chuck Norris, in which case it causes spinning kicks.
- Chuck Norris has no shadow because there is nothing in the universe that can look like him.
- Chuck Norris inflates the wheel of his SUV with only his lungs.
- Bruce Lee was the only one able to dodge a Chuck Norris spinning kick, but the move he had to make to dodge it killed him.
- Chuck Norris once fought a bear, a tiger, a lion, a crocodile, and a cougar. He beat them all by tying them up with an anaconda.
- At first everything was nothing. Then Chuck Norris gave him a spinning kick and said, Find yourself a job. Thus began the world.
- There are two types of people in the world: Chuck Norris and those who are going to die.
- Chuck Norris is able to mix water with oil by stirring with his finger.
- Chuck Norris escaped from Prison Break in 15 minutes, as he stopped for lunch.
- The fastest way to get to a man's heart is Chuck Norris's fist.
- If you look in a mirror and say "Chuck Norris" 3 times, he will show up and kill your whole family, but at least you will have managed to see Chuck Norris.
- When Chuck Norris speaks, everyone listens, and dies.
- Chuck Norris is the only man to have won a tennis match against a brick wall.
- Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. Waiting.
- Chuck Norris tears heal cancer. It's a pity he has not never cry.
- Chuck Norris has been to Mars, so there are no signs of life on that planet.
- Chuck Norris invented the spoon because killing people with a knife was too easy.
- Chuck Norris does not hunt, because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes out to kill.
- Chuck Norris sells his canned urine. It is known as Red Bull.
- Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares at them until he gets the information he wants.
- Chuck Norris once kicked a horse on the chin. Their descendants are known today as giraffes.
- Chuck Norris has a deep respect for human life ... unless it gets in his way.
- If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds from death.
- Chuck Norris never suffers from constipation, the stool escapes from Chuck's body.
- To show that beating cancer is not that difficult, Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of tobacco a day for two years, and developed 7 different types of cancer, only to get rid of them by doing push-ups for 30 minutes.
- Chuck Norris doesn't make butter, he spins cows and butter comes out of them.
- Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" game, but was removed because each button caused him to do a spinning kick. When asked about this “system failure” Norris replied “That is not a system failure”.
- Chuck Norris was missing a natural satellite of the Earth, so he stomped on the ground and named it The Moon.
- Chuck Norris taught Mozart to play.
- Chuck Norris once shot down a German plane with his finger yelling "Bang!"
