If when you want to flirt you stay a little stopped because you can't think of funny phrases, then you're in the right place. When you start to like someone, the sensations you have are usually beautiful... even when you still you do not know if you are being reciprocated by that person.
If you don't know how to act or what to say in front of that person so that they realize that you are interested... Then you are in luck because we have searched for you the funniest flirting phrases. You can choose the ones that most resonate with you and fit your personality.
Choose funny flirting phrases
Do not stay with the typical obsolete phrases of the type "You study or work". Expand your repertoire with all these funny flirting phrases. You can find from fun, to some a little crappy but they work. At least you'll have some fun... Do not lose detail and choose the ones you like the most to use them as soon as possible!
- I just moved to the city, could you give me directions on how to get to your house?
- You must be exhausted, because you've been going around in my mind all day.
- A madman like me needs a screw like you.
- Are you a pokemon? - Not because?. you pokemon
- If sleeping is beautiful, imagine yourself with me.
- Hello, are you an environmentalist? Why don't you come and plant a kiss on my mouth?
- Do you like Star Wars? Because I like Star with you.
- I lost my phone number, could you give me yours?
- You're so sweet that from looking at you so much I'm getting fat.
- I'll have to start charging you rent, because you've been living in my heart for a long time.
- So do you get me out of the friend zone or do I have to get out of it?
- You are the only human being with two hearts: yours and mine.
- I want to be your mom's “what ugly tastes you have”.
- Since I saw you, I lost my mind. Now I need a lawyer.
- Three is a lot, how about we stay alone?
- I love you with all my belly, I would tell you with my heart but my belly is bigger.
- Let's make a trio: You, me and all life.
- I would like to be Photoshop to retouch and retouch you.
- You're like my mother's flip-flop: I see you coming and my heart races.
- Hello, my name is X, but you can call me tonight.
- Do you know how much panda bears weigh? Enough to break the ice: what's your name?
- I will not be an engineer but I would manage to make you happy.
- I'm not sure I'm your type, how about we give it a try?
I've hurt myself seeing you, you're very pretty, could you give me your name and your phone number to fix the insurance? - Not even Google Maps can help me locate myself because I'm lost in your gaze.
- Well here I am, what were your other 2 wishes?
- You make me bump into walls when I stare at you.
- Hey, are you going to give me the money now? That since I met you you have been living in my heart for 8 months without paying rent.
- You're not going to believe it, but until 20 seconds ago I was a lesbian.
- It's not my fault that I love you, it's only your fault for being so handsome.
- I hope you know how to do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, because I might pass out any minute after I see you.
- Tell me your name to ask you when the Kings come.
- No matter what happens I will always support you in everything. On the wall, the table, the sofa, on the bed...
- I think you suffer from the lack of a vitamin called: Me.
- I offer you something? Water? Juice? My heart? A life together?
- Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to pass in front of you again?
- If I could have a superpower right now, I would want to be able to tell you how much I want to meet you.
I'm doing the catalog of the best restaurants in the city, can you help me complete it? - You must buy me a dictionary, when I see you I am speechless.
- Did you smile at me or did the sun just come out?
- I just saw an angel, I'm not sure I'm on earth.
- At home they have taught me to chase dreams, can I walk you home?
- You must be tired today after everything we did in my dream last night.
- I already got your whatsapp, now I want to get into your heart.
- Tell your mother for me that I can't wait for her to be my mother-in-law.
I was going to tell you that I like you but the truth is that I love you. - I know it's exaggerated to ask for your number when we don't even know each other, but... how do you see getting married now?
- Forgive my lack of punctuality: I would have liked to have come into your life earlier.
- Because of temptations like you, there are plenty of sinners like me!
- Excuse me, do we have any mutual friends to introduce us to?
- You have something on your face: the most beautiful smile I have ever seen in my life.
- How about we give ourselves some time? For example, you give me your present and I give you my future.
- Seeing you has affected my heart more than my compulsive consumption of triglycerides and transaminases.
- I'm not a dog, but woof with you.
- Are you Google? Because you are everything I'm looking for.
- Hey, are you running for election? Because you are an asshole.
- If Adam ate an apple for Eve, I would eat the entire Garden of Eden for you.
- What is a star doing so low in the sky?
- For an instant I thought I had died and entered heaven, but now I see that I am still alive and it is heaven that has come to me.
- Can you tell me your name? Yesterday I dreamed of you and when you were going to tell me, I woke up!
- I want to kiss you.
- Does your mom happen to own a flower shop? Because you are a beautiful flower.
- If you think I think about you all day, you're wrong. Also all night.
- Not even myopia prevents me from seeing all your beauty.
- Today my friends called an ambulance, and I was dying for you.
So far our selection of funny phrases to flirt, have you already chosen yours?