71 laughing phrases to break you

Who doesn't like to have a laugh? Smile and laugh are the cure for the soul at any time in life. There is nothing healthier and more beautiful than smiling and laughing out loud with those we love the most, or even alone! But the reality is that sharing laughter is how you laugh best.

Life is not to be taken as a joke ... but it is to be taken with humor. Because You only live once and it is not worth always being angry or thinking negative things that take away your energy.

Laughter phrases to have a good time

Therefore, as life must be lived to be well and have a good mood, we want to share with you some phrases of laughter so that at least they start a smile. If you like them, do not hesitate to share them with more people, since we all deserve to have a fun time and enjoy all the good that life has to offer. Improve your mood with these funny phrases!

1. Do not trust anyone in this world, because even your shadow leaves you when you are in the dark!
2. Get married in the afternoon and you won't have wasted the whole day.
3. Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.
4. Better late, because in the morning I sleep.
5. Humor is the reason when life has gone crazy
6. If you cry a lot, you will urinate less.
7. Everything is fun… as long as it happens to someone else.
8. I take responsibility for what I say ... not what you understand.
9. If you can not convince them confuse them.
10. Say the true the can do any idiot. To lie takes imagination
11. Plant a tree and you will make a dog happy.
12. The absolute truth does not exist and this is absolutely true.
13. There are two words that will open many doors for you: Pull and Push.
14. Your ignorance is encyclopedic.
15. You have to lick it to get it wet, you have to suck it to stop it, you have to push it to put it in. How difficult it is to put the thread in a needle!
16. Save water. Don't shower alone.
17. After doing sports I have a pizza. Just kidding, I don't eat pizza, it's just… I don't do sports.
18. When I grow up I want to be a priest. They live like God!
19. I used to think it was indecisive, but now I'm not sure.
20. The wise speak because they have something to say, the fool speak because they have to say something.
21. If you are looking for a helping hand… Look for it at the end of your arm!
22. In this life they don't forgive you if you stop winning, and they hate you if you always win.
23. I have to go to the eye doctor, but I never see the moment.
24. They will criticize you whatever you do, so do what you want and let them think what they want.
25. Time without you is me
26. Why will the jelly shake? Will he know what awaits for him?
27. A day without sun is, you know, night.
28. I never forget a face, but with you I'll make an exception.
29. I hate that they talk when I interrupt.
30. If you find your boyfriend with another woman, take a deep breath and stay calm so you won't miss when you shoot.
31. The closest a person gets to perfection is the day they fill out a job application.
32. If the world is a handkerchief, what are we?
33. What verb tense is "shouldn't have happened"? Imperfect condom?
34. Thank God I'm an atheist.
35. Why do you have to go to the Start button to turn off Windows?
36. The best things in life undo your hair.
37. My wife betrayed me a week ago and my horns have not come out yet… Will I lack calcium?
38. If I bite my tongue, I poison myself.
39. Luckily no one listens to what I think ... my bad thoughts are mine!
40. I am not lazy, I am in power saving mode.
41. Why can the same magazine be in the bathroom for years and we don't care?
42. The four most beautiful words in our language: I already told you.
43. Happy are those that wait for nothing as they will never be disappointed.
44. To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.
45. The confusion is crystal clear.
46. If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me.
47. Why is it that when we take a box of medicines, no matter how many turns we give it, we always open it from the wrong side and the leaflet appears folded there?
48. I'm sorry for the bad, horrible and true things that I said to you.
49. Love is blind, marriage restores sight.
50. If drunks were in control, we'd have double everything.
51. Weather forecast for tonight: it will be dark.
52. In reality, turtles know how to fly, what happens is that they are so slow that they cannot take off.
53. I hate being bipolar, it's a great feeling.
54. Don't think bad of me, miss, my interest in you is purely sexual.
55. If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
56. If you want ladies to follow you, get ahead of them!
57. Jellyfish have survived 500 million years as a species, surviving without a brain. This gives quite a few people hope.
58. Why do people say "no offense" just before offending you?
59. To graduate from an otolaryngologist, the main thing is to learn the word.
60. When a woman says "what?" It is not that she has not listened to you. It is giving you the opportunity to change what you said.
61. I do not wish you any harm ... With that face you have, you have enough.
62. My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.
63. My God give me patience, but give it to me now !!
64. When you get maddened, where do you go?
65. A police officer stopped me and said "Papers", so I said "Scissors, I win!" and I left.
66. Intelligence follows me, but I am faster.
67. If I have seen you I do not remember, if I undress you ... I do not forget!
68. Flee from temptation, slowly, so they can reach you.
69. Love is like WiFi, it is in the air but not everyone has the key.
70. If the mountain comes towards you… run, because it is collapsing.
71. Don't trust those who get up early and in a good mood.