Children's phrases
I leave you a great compilation of funny phrases for children.
* "It's very difficult to be a girl." Yvone, 4 years old.
* "The power went out and the mother, with a tone of alarm, asked:" And now, what do we do? " "Turn on the light of hope," replied Laura, 2, from Capital.
* "As he struggled because he could not put on a shoe, he protested:" On top, I have two feet. " Tomás, 4 years old.
* "My mom is non-profit", Maria, 6 years old.
* "Five candies are few, but five years is a lot", Mía, 5 years.
* The mother explained that her uncles had just gotten divorced. "This is not life," she replied.
"And what is life like?" Asked Mom. "Together", concluded Inés, 5 years.
Existential doubts
* "Do the policemen never bathe who always have the same clothes on?" Juliet, 4 years old.
* "Mommy, why can everyone see my face and I can't?" Toti, 5 years old.
* "How old is my shadow?" Jimmy, 6 years old.
* "Mommy, after this day, is it going to be tomorrow?" Clara, 4 years old.
Question of concepts
* "What is your middle name?" "Peace, from" leave me alone. " Jasmine, 5 years old.
* He saw a man in a wheelchair on TV and they explained that he had suffered an accident. "Did he pee?" Asked Franka, 3 years old.
* When in English class they told her that doll was called doll, she, crying out loud, corrected the teacher: «No! My doll is not called doll, it is called Javi! » Julia, 3 years old.
Clear accounts
* He went with his dad to see a rally race. He asked him why he was not running and the father replied that he did not have the money to buy a car like that. "And why don't you buy money?" Suggested Valentino, 2 years old.
* "Mommy, why are you going to work if the cashier on the corner always gives you money?", Gastón, 6 years old.
The beyond
* When they told her that the grandmother had gone to heaven, she asked, worried, “What if she falls? How do we get hold of it? Carolina, 3 years old.
* "Daddy, if I die and everyone dies ... who is going to get my toys?" Lucia, 3 years old, from Capital.
* «Mommy, will there be earth in heaven? ... Surely there isn't, because that way you grow wings and you can fly» Matteo, 4 years old.
Animals
* "Mom, are dogs always naked?" Emilia, 4 years old.
* "Mommy! Why aren't monkeys people, if they have hands like us? " Veronica, 2 years old.
* "Today is Columbus Day, that's why I'm going to celebrate it with my dog, which is a boxer breed." Marcelo, 5 years old.
Life pleasures
* "I like to sleep with my eyes open, because I don't want to miss anything." Lucas, 3 years old.
* "When I grow up, I want to be a cook and, when I am a dog, I want to eat pebbles ..." Joaquín, 2 years old.
* He was watching a movie on television when his mother sent him to sleep. And he protested: "Mom, don't you realize that when a baby like me is watching a movie like this he shouldn't be disturbed?" Agustín, 3 years old.
Family relationships
* Three nights in a row the boy went to sleep before his father returned from work and in the morning he did not see him either because he left early to go to the gym. "Daddy lives in the gym, doesn't he?" Asked Joaquín, 2 years old.
* "Mommy: is grandma going to live long?" "Yes, daughter, almost like an elephant," her mother replied. And is she also going to get so fat and ugly? Barbara, 3 years old.
* The little girl played a magic game. His mother came in and she touched her with the magic wand. "Plim! I just turned you into a cilivized mother [for being civilized]." Anu, 3 years old.
* Suspecting that his parents were "looking" for a little brother, he warned: "If you have another child, I'll find another family", Ramiro, 5 years old.
Visions of the future
* "I am going to have many boyfriends but I am not going to get married." "Why?" Asked the mother. "It is a lot of work". Martina, 6 years old.
* The mother told him that he was going to have a baby brother and that she already had him in her belly. He looked at her and asked, "Mommy, did you eat it?" Benjamin, 3 years old.
Self-control
* Immediately after tripping over the table, knocking over the chair, overturning all the food and her glass of water on it, she said, "Don't worry mom, I'm under full control [because of" everything under control]. " Angeles, 3 years old.